best. spam. subject line. ever.

it's chuckle-time w/ patton oswalt

taking a break from netflix'ing "13 assassins" to watch patton oswalt's "finest hour" on comedy central. i already listen to the album on an almost-daily basis -- just $5 for the mp3 download on amazon -- so i really can finish the movie... i just don't want to b/c he's so fricking hysterical.

(btw, i said "assassins"... heh-heh.)

photobombed by a tween w/ a snow-penis?

you tell me.

this photo was taken of me (w/ the black hat) & claire (w/ the panda hat) snowtubing during our trip to pine grove dude ranch this past december:

"la, la, la... going down the hill."

WHU'?!?

i'm not sure this would fly in 2011

the following is from my 4th grade "happenings" notebook/daily journal.  i was claire's age now when i wrote this.

what's funny -- besides the student teacher's responses -- is that my dad called while i was scanning these pages & when i questioned his parenting decision to allow me to watch "carrie" at such a young age, he said it was fine & referred to it as a "kids" movie b/c it was set in high school.  gotta love it.

the cookie carnival

this one's just on the verge of being completely offensive. just.